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Here is a list of things that are awesomely awesome (in no particular order):
1) I drove.
2) I'm hotter than you, no not YOU (omg its an ego!).
3) my report card had 6 A's and a B+, holy shit i didnt fail horribly in math.
4) my friends, who i have come to appreciate more for some unknown reason
5) im updating
6) my schedule for next year :
AP CHEM
AP Euro
AP World
AP American
AP English
Forensics Hon.
Trig Hon.
Here is a list of things that are flamboyantly retarded (in no particular order):
1) NIN and The Dresden Dolls are only going as far as Georgia, theres 2 of the best bands ever.
2) The MSI concert is sold out and because i procrastinated as always, I will have to sell my body for tickets (kliadjilrjsklfkkdfkjkfjfkdjkdjfksjkmskjfkskfjskfjkdfjkdfjf MOTHERFUCKER!)
3) I do not have a job.
4) I am getting fat (yes thats right shutup you tubs of lard <3)
5) school
6) my math teacher
7) I'm losing touch with people
I wanna dye my hair, any suggestions (besides black, never again eww gothness)?
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[07 Mar 2005|08:17pm] |
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dude, im so emo, and i cant stop saying dude akjakdajdlakdja, why is American Idol still here!!!!!! DIE!!!!You'll never make it! I don't wanna go to school tomorrow, probly won't, if all else fails, DON'T SET THE ALARM! haha. I want chocolate, like now.
Cover me in fire
Drop me down to the deepest darkest ocean
So I never have to feel that way again
Colour on the carpet seven eyes on the ceiling
There's a feeling that comes over you
When you know that
Something has changed forever
Don't lose your wings 'til you learn
How to sing yourself to sleep
I know it seems funny but
Maybe we just said goodbye
I feel strange enough to cry
Strawberry marigold smile
Please don't bring me down
With that look on your face
Because I almost didn't make it and one day
You might know how that feels
I heard the mermaids singing once
When I was very small
But now the sound of the traffic and human voices
Wake us 'til we drown
Don't lose your wings 'til you learn
How to sing yourself to sleep
I know it seems funny but
Maybe we just said goodbye
I feel strange enough to cry
Strawberry marigold smile
Seven angels seven plagues
And the trumpet and the saved
I tell you man if it was me on that beast
I would not let you fuck with me like that
It's dangerous to see beyond
The visions that we breathe
But I can hold it in my hand and know
That there is something to this that will never die
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[23 Jan 2005|03:33pm] |
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Oh man, I feel like shit but it feels oh so good hehehehehe
By the way
I AM NOT A LESBIAN, CONTRARY TO ANYTHING ALLIE MAY TELL YOU. SHE JUST WANTS ME :-D
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[07 Jan 2005|06:01pm] |
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I just got my braces off woooooooooooooooooooo, its great even if they are a bit gross looking. I was bleeeding so much though, it was awesome, i went to go brush my teeth and my whole mouth was bright red. haha this girl was brushing hers next to me and i scared the crap out of her, she'll never want to get her braces off now lol.
Oh you know what else is cool, im 16 bitches, not that its any fun benchmark, but it sounds cool ha
and to end this wonderful post *right* the D.A.R.E Song
D I won't do drugs
A won't have an attitude
R I will respect myself
E I will educate me nooooowwww
Those were the days
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[29 Nov 2004|03:47pm] |
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96% of all women have faked an orgasm
the average erect penis is 5.3 inches in length.
"Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals.
Most American car horns beep in the key of "f"
Donald duck was banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks, otherwise it will digest itself.
Most lipstick contains fish scales!
Several well documented instances have been reported of extremely obese people flushing aircraft toilets while still sitting on them. The vacuum action of these toilets sucked the rectum inside out.
The longest recorded tapeworm found in the human body was 33 meters in length.
The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred.
Sex is the safest tranquiliser in the world. It is 10 times more effective than Valium.
25% of women think money makes a man sexier.
Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.
The average dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.
Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing gas in a spacesuit damages them.
On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconioses is the longest word in the english language. Just don't ask me what it means.
The record number of male (human) orgasms in an hour is 16.
On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
The average human will eat 8 spiders while asleep in thier lifetime.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching T.V
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
Coca-cola was originally green.
Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.
You're born with 300 bones, but when you get to be an adult, you only have 206!
Sigmund Freud had a morbid fear of ferns. (analyze THAT.)
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[21 Nov 2004|08:46pm] |
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Isn't life just wonderful...I dont care about anything right now, all i want to do is just overdose on some nice pills that i dont have. Life is fucking pointless, love isn't real it's just something people trick themselves into thinking they feel, that way it doesn't feel so bad that they just gave away a piece of their intimacy every minute they spend with them and every experience they have with them. This world is fucked up and cold and the only perfection we will ever find is within ourselves, yet we still turn to others for validation. Well guess what fuckers, no matter what someone says or does you will never be satisfied that you have proved yourself. Because people judge inwardly and the insecurities you feel about what people say about you, are the ones you put out towards other people. And really, no one is better than anyone because when you're a fucking corpse, you're just as likely to get anally raped by some fuckhead who gets turned on by caressing his cock with your dead, lifeless hand. What i wouldn't give right now for a mind-fuck, someone to brainwash my fucking mind out until i dream about lollipops and cupcakes and can carry ignorance and denial around like a sheild so that no one can ever change my mind. Where is a cult when you need one? Oh, I have to go, heres my hamburger topped with guilt, more guilt, and guilt on the side.
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[13 Nov 2004|09:24pm] |
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Soooo I've decided i'm actually going to write about my life, lets see
Thursday: Slept, then went to the bookstore with sexy chrystine where we suceeded in scaring the crap out of the people that work there, school shootings are a touchy subject.
Friday: Schoool (ewwwwwww) then went to the mall and movies with Toni where we saw Polar Express, made me extremely aware of my mortality. Then, while waiting for my mother to show up, we waited outside. There were these girls that were like 13, they had serious problems. They were flashing their nonexistent boobs at these guys inside and talking about how they did them. It was very pathetic and made me quite sad for posterity. Then, my mom picks us up where she tells us that she has had a lot of wine. So, we pull out and start to drive when i realize we are driving down the median. I alert my mom of this and she calmly states " I know, I'm just trying to avoid the sprinklers" I was already regretting the things I never did before I died.
I dont feel like writing anymore so nnnyeah. Boopadoop.
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[20 Oct 2004|05:32pm] |
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hahaha best result ever
Davey is the hottest guy alive!!!! (except for a select person)
Today I realized how fun school is, my classes are bullshit, and I don't care anymore. I got to burn things!!!!!!!! ahahahaha and i melted my teachers pluggy thing on accident with acid...chemistry is fun. It's so weird, I don't care about much anymore, it makes me happy :-D
one last thought,i think we should all be terminated when we reach a certain age, old people are such a waste.
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Wahhh Wahhh Wahhh
I wasn't going to update until after Allie's mind-altering party so I could tell you about all my "capades" [she's dreaming] but i'm bored.
My mom bought me a big bag of chocolate, im lovin' it bah dah bah bah bah
I tried to make a costume, but it just looks retarded, I don't know what i'm gonna do, I guess I'll be the Loser formerly known as Stephanie, on the bright side, at least ill be a loser in a cool shiny, silver skirt.
I've got this big cloud of Doom over my head, its really fucking annoying, anyone care to spare a little hope?
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[30 Sep 2004|04:23pm] |
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wooooo i havent updated in a looong time, why, because i have no life and
IM FAT!
Airheads are heavenly
It's peanut butter jelly time, Lean back bitches.
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I erased me angsty teen post *tear* I was tempted to make this one, but thought better of it
So all i really have to say is
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Birthday KARAH!
tomorrow...
3rd hour sucks now, fucking tards in my clASS, Karah return to me!
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